You could easily do this with a Bayeux Tapesrty cross stitch kit—they exist...I've looked before but was turned off by the prices. Looks like Etsy has some now and even the one you are looking for—but dumbed down and not as cool...

No...no I think the word you are looking for is incompetence.

My rule always was you get your change back or your card back the way you gave it to me. You throw it at me...all nonchalantly cause you're such a baller money ain't no thing? I toss your black Amex right back on the counter at you and stare right back into your eyes when you even try to get pissy.

Over on Gawker gun nuts are referred to as "ammosexuals." I love it!

Por que no los dos?

This looks to be from when he was filming his documentary in Uganda...and it's probably all tongue-firmly-in-cheek....but I get the sense he is doing a bit of a "version of himself":

I saw him at the Ryman Auditiorium during his tour for Room for Squares and I have to say that judging by his patter he is very sharp. An arrogant douche nozzle but a pretty smart one. Sorry to drizzle a bit on the hate parade.

I looooove Fry and Laurie but after seeing the Blackadder documentary (check it out on Youtube fellow comedy dorks!!) they made a few years ago and seeing how he lives....he is a bit of a lazy, glutinous creepster. I thought he was a sexy bitch as a young man, but no more pants feels now. Rowan Atkinson on the other…

I have heard that this is pretty standard for fading blossoms as well (I'm an old so I don't know how faded these young gals are—probably not very). It is known that this is what Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan and Pam Anderson do for money and trips now. It was rumored that this is what the Hilton/Kardashian set basically…

BUYING A KNOCK OFF HANDBAG IS NOT A VICTIMLESS CRIME!!! And no, I'm not writing that in screamy all-caps because I give a crap about the LVMHs of the world—although I do believe designers and artists should have control over their intellectual property. Way more important: knock-off goods are sold by terrorist groups…

The beginning really of the discussion of cultural appropriation is Edward Said's Orientalism, published back in 1978. His argument is that performance like this is all about taking the eastern, "other" cultural and using it to make the white performer/artist look sexy, exotic and cool. The non-white character or…

Oh Ter-Bear!!!!

This actually all makes perfect sense if you know the model and drug scene in NYC. My step-son models and he gets in to all of the best clubs when he comes in with promoters—so you're already the man on the scene. Add on to that fact that high end drug dealers figured out years ago that attractive, well-dressed,…

That's why Wes shakes his head at them. He's all, "we're not even going to try to stash these in a better place?"

Yeah but that rug he wears now...I just. can't. not. see. it! You work with professional hair people every day—they can't blend your toupee with your natural hair on the sides??!!

I don't know if, "sometimes the essential nature of a woman is a bitch," but I can say with conviction that is the essential nature of Frances McDormand is bitch. After having dealt with her on a few occasion spaced out over months, I can say home girl didn't have to go a whole lot of acting on this project. She…

Me neither, but there always seems to be a comment from a gay man on the scene down in TX that writes some version of "it is known that Governor Perry..." on every article about his homophobic shenanigans. I love rumors, so this may be wishful thinking on my part, but if you keep hearing the same story over and over…

There have been rampant and long-standing rumors that Perry is in the closet—which make his stance even more heinous.

It's called a Drag Ball...not a Vogue Ball...or it least it was back in ancient times.

Yesss! I learned that lesson in retail. Some people simply will not admit that they were/are wrong and that you, a simple shop girl, could possibly be right. No matter how patiently you explain, no matter who else backs you up, they can't be wrong! I love watching these people tie themselves in knots of ever more…