I would go with Bela Lugosi is Dead from Bauhuas—-it is the opening of The Hunger after all. I would also add in Ne-Yo's Beautiful Monster, PJ Harvey To Bring You My Love, Poe's Angry Johnny, Blue Oyster Cult's Don't Fear the Reaper (more cowbell!!), anything from Salem...maybe King Night.

Word! This is my father to a "T."

I agree with you. But as a feminist who loves Nicki and thinks she is trolling the world with her cartoonishly sexual persona...Nicki grow the fuck up! It's an interview...you'll have to talk. You don't have to address every question as asked..you can do like my husband Benedict Cumberbatch does and actually laugh…

Try spirithalloween.com. They make plus size versions of many of their costumes.

In that JuJuBee gif she is actually giving my all time favorite read, "Girl is your bar-b-que cancelled? 'Cause your grill is busted!" I die! Read to filth!

Grrrllll...Mother Dorian was "not the one!" She wouldn't just cut you...she'd let your mummified body rot in a box in her own damn dressing room.

Yaaassss! And let my spiritual house mother explain "reading" to the upcoming legendary children:

If by drinking virgin's blood you mean shooting steroids...then yes.

I 100% agree. The man hustles! Also, Real Husbands of Hollywood! I also read somewhere that Mariah might have some serious substance abuse problems...that would explain that long-term weird arm injury and all of the "yes men."

Word. NFL FTW. I was okay, only ever made it to States my senior year in OO. But you know what I got out of it? Better diction and enunciation and NO fear of public speaking. That still benefits me in my 30s...who cares if I didn't win much.

Might I recommend "Real Husbands of Hollywood"...mitch!

Another proud member of the Girl on Guy Army here. Can you interview Greg Proops soon? Please make my Girl on Guy/Smartest Man in the World/Whose Line mash-up fantasy happen!!! Pleasepleasepleaseplease! You already made my Girl on Guy/Walking the Room dreams come true!

Yes! I hate people who cannot admit they made a mistake and want to keep arguing me to prove they are right. I know what I am doing! I work here! I can argue with you all day...and I'm getting paid to do it.