Who's up for Braverman Bingo??:

They're all so quiche!

I am *shocked* that there were so many willing high school student participants. Was this like... paid? Extra credit? A way to clear some disciplinary record? Any/all of the above? High schoolers are so surly usually.

God this i so good and wonderful and inclusive and positive and happy I can't stop smiling. The teacher deserves a raise, I want to hug every student in it and I fully expect Cam to do something like this on the next season of Modern Family (is that show still on? I assume it's still on.)

Now THAT is no child left behind.

Having coffee delivered definitely helps the chances. It's also more likely on lazy weekends when kiddo is somewhere else and we've got nothing to do all day. Then I can just lounge around in bed until I'm feeling more human and might be able to get in the mood without feeling guilty that I should be getting up and…

Testosterone production is cyclic on a 24 hour cadence and usually peaks around 7am which is why your men are usually ready to give up their first born for it in the morning.

My husband loves morning sex. I do not. I hate mornings, I want to sleep, I don't want to be touched, I need coffee, I usually wake up with a headache, my breath could take down an elephant, the dog needs to go out, I can hear the kid in her bathroom...just not my thing. A lot of weekend mornings I'd LOVE to be in the…

Cool in theory, left me mullety in practice. My mom was HORRIFIED. I wore it up to school once before admitting defeat.

Knees are hard.

I have dark black hair. Long dark black hair. But when I was a teenager I was not happy having long dark black hair. However It's hard to lighten black hair when you don't know what you are doing and silly me I thought you could bleach your hair with actual bleach. So I went to the cupboard and got the javex and…

I have stick straight hair and wore it long with bangs from age 3-13. In the late 80s/early 90s my mother thought it would be cute to perm just the bangs. I repeat: just the bangs. She did this to me and my younger sister not once but twice and still defends the decision to this day. The pictures are too atrocious to…

Third grade, the day before class pictures, my sister cut my bangs on a slant from eyebrow level to hairline "so they will always look feathered."

This was fucking amazing. On at least 1 dozen occasions, I have foregone going running or going to a cardio class and instead opted for dancing around my apartment and singing for an hour until I'm a sweaty mess.

How do you know a restaurant owner is stealing wages?

Being a total slut in college is seriously underrated. Way more fun than french pedicures and "networking".

Me too. Every morning, I rate my hair on a Hermione scale. If it's Hermione year 1 or 2-then it has to go up in a bun or ponytail because it would take way too long to wrangle it into something that looked semi-sane. Hermione Year 3 depends upon the weather-if there's a chance of it turning into a giant ball of frizz,…

THIS IS THE BEST POWER POINT I HAVE EVER READ.

GUYS. THIS IS A POWER POINT.

Seriously. Everyone here is a dick, photographer and models both. I'm not on the subway at 8 am so I can see randos in their underwear making shitty "art." Everyone just act normal, please.