Good thing you shelled out for the test with “accurate” on it. I’m the kind of cheapskate who figures that it’s worth saving a few bucks to get the one with “close enough” on it. It’s not like my dog really cared when I found out she was a Yorkshire Terrier-Mastiff mix, with 8% ferret DNA mixed in.

There are very few reasons to support any large corporate food company: but Hormel now has my business.

Don’t care. Would still sit on his face.

As with most things my dog has been ahead of the curve on this.

“7 Rings” is clearly not the first track with the flow Grande is attempting

THANK YOU. I’m old as hell too, but people my age and older need to stfu or figure it the fuck out. Y’all ain’t special (and neither am I). You just forget you were twenty-something when you started reading Jez and it was targeted at YOU then. Adapt or be left behind.

Don’t you think that this sentiment is belittling to others who follow pop culture and hip hop/rap culture? There tends to be a crowd here that seems to be proud to not know certain things because they’re “old” but honestly it just seems ignorant. If you were interested in understanding parts of the article you…

Two things have made flying safer since 9/11, and neither of them have anything to do with TSA:

Due to the omission of peach, apricot, nectarine, and pineapple, this entire list must be rejected for being incomplete.

I gotta say, a well-fitted corset is much more comfortable than a bra. It actually supports eeeeeverything! For me, they only get uncomfy if they’re tight laced. Which they do not need to be.

Honestly I’d be happy if they made lifts illegal.

It won’t work. Ask JFK, Ronald Reagan, and Gerald Ford**. All of whom were surrounded by people expert in the use of guns, and none who were protected by using those guns.

I must say, I was expecting a heftier price tag for a celebrity wedding dress. $8,600 is downright reasonable with wedding dresses...at least if Say Yes to the Dress is any indicator.

Why would you choose to be mean to a 7 year old?  

My great-grandfather had a business in Manhattan; every day he’d close the shop at 12:30 and go home to the Bronx; he’d have lunch, then smoke a cigar, have a glass of cognac and have a nap. He’d then go back and reopen the shop at 3pm.

Jezebel has some cheek writing this contrite post after being one of the absolute worst offenders in fuelling the BPD hate train and rumour mongering some disgusting shit about Pete Davidson.

Sorry, I’m a milk chocolate fan. :P

It’s SO MUCH BETTER.  Donald Trump would revel in the idea of being in a pissing contest.  A tinkle contest?  The phrase is so completely emasculating that it is...*chef’s kiss*

But why should these talented accapella singers who are making lots of money singing be ashamed? Not everyone will like them--I don’t--but I don’t get why they should feel bad or anything.

In high school, I spent too much time being “too cool” for certain activities and shitting on those who participated.