My wife and I traded a Miata for a 4-door JK back in 2012 (yep I said that) and absolutely loved it.  So when we had a Yukon that threw a rod (or two) and an IS300 that was acting up, we got a 2017.  It’s been fantastic, just did 1600 miles over the weekend and it did great.

The kid did a great job with the costume. I love it.

It’s not that the idea is so original, but that the execution is flawless. The Ugg boots are a nice touch.  Crocks would have been better.

She honestly looks like she took a tree topper angel to her seamstress and said size this up for my outift.

I still think she renegotiated the terms of the marriage/her role when she disappeared for so long. I think she was “freshened up” during that time and got more of whatever she wanted to just have her occasionally trot out in public. Vile woman gotta get paid and all. 

As a former chicken caretaker(my parents had some on the ranch and they were my job to feed, collect eggs) you picked the wrong birds to not fear. They are MEAN!

The "work" comment makes them sound like they don't care about her, only her earning power. Charming

It works exactly the same way as sex between all people works.  It’s not that hard. 

That... really does not seem like a fireable offense, but okay.

he went off to the store and came home by himself

Wow, you’re really stretching there. In my case it would be because my daughter has half a heart and gets tired sometimes. There’s no way for you to know that. And it shouldn’t be hard for me to give her a break. I shouldn’t need to worry that someone will think my tired, pale kid is abused.

Haha, your kids are awesome.

Well, ordinarily I would agree with you, but looking at a pic of the tattoo, it looks super small (and very faint for something so “new”). I’d heard about this tattoo a while back, but now that I see it, it’s not really what I was expecting. Looks more like something done with ballpoint pen.

Because nothing says “I don’t care” like planning a physical demonstration of how much you don’t care.

It's even funnier now we've been told it's not funny.

Huh. I think the purple gown was the best of these three. The others are basic and boring.

I never thought I’d have a kind word for Cardi B., but here goes: Cardi B. for the win. She’s doing Carmen Miranda goes to tea, and she looks sensational.

Jesus you guys. This is GOOD. Just let it be good.

Who gives a shit about her side boob for HER wedding? 

“...she revealed her nominees for the Tennessee Senate”