Um, no. Classical reference to Hamlet, whereby you call out a person’s protestations as suspect due to their hyperbolic nature. In modern use the target can be male or female; the original line contains lady, but it’s become a literary allusion that goes beyond the gender of the accused.

She knew. There’s no way they haven’t done it before. Her parents sound like mine. Any failure was a personal offense against them, you see. So they beat the shit out of you in a furious rage. How (smack) dare (smack) you (smack) disobey me!? Are you a fuckin slut? (Slap) Look at me! You stupid filthy, girl. (Slaps…

Give the smart phones back to the adults and the hockey sticks and jump rope back to the youths. Everybody is fucking up.

Grease was the movie we went to on my very first date with a girl. We held hands, and were so afraid of letting go that by the end of the movie our hands were like 150˚ and dripping sweat. She looked kind of like Stockard Channing, too.

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

If my boobs looked as great as the girl in the denim blue jeans and long hair, I would walk around topless all day.

No sympathy whatsoever. The first guy that you mention - the hair dresser admits that one option is to go out and have sex with a random girl. Maybe if he treated women as human emotional beings worthy of investing time and energy in getting to know instead of an “option” he wouldn’t be the single guy with a bunch of…

See , after that c-section experience I’m like “oh , I seemed to have stabbed my foot with my brand new Chef’s Knife. fiddle lee dee. I shall drive myself to the ER.”

“Oh , ho hum I broke my ankle hiking. I’ll just take some deep breaths and make an appointment for Monday. No need to rush.”

This story is both super fucked up and kind of heart warming. You ARE the warrior.

Good for her for calling him out on his shit.

The Duggars absolutely are a Godly family. There’s no correlation between Godliness and moral rightness. Plenty of sinners are morally superior to the Duggars.

This was totally like my wedding, only we were inspired by CarTalk. Our performance artists wore vintage muscle car transmissions on their heads and in retrospect the whole thing would have been far less tragic had we not insisted that they get in the pool.

And, she suffered burns on her hands and feet BECAUSE SHE DID IT ALL BAREFOOT. She literally walked barefoot through fire and lifted a truck.

Starred for angerpaited, must start using.

Wait- he wasn’t even trying to avoid jail, just probation? I haven’t been following this story very closely, because this kind of thing gets me all angerpaited, but jesus.

Totally agree. My husband worries that he seems dull to people. When really he is wonderful, and quiet about most things.

There is nobody so charming as an abusive man. They have to cultivate those skills to entrap their partners.

Under local anesthetic, he was able to guide the surgeon during his own operation, which proved to be successful.

Sooo, anyway to lock the switch? Some people are, you know, vigorous. Seems like it could just wind up in a situation like when my 4 year old tries to turn off the bedroom lights and all of a sudden there’s a strobe light show going on like we’re in a circa 1984 goth club. But in your penis.