May she graduate magnum cum loudly.

AND BoobPunch (since, apparently, I cannot shut up, at the moment); I do need to emphasize how amazingly fortunate I have been.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

I am not trying to start a shit show - this judge’s behavior is NOT ok - but if the mother is truly on her 15th or 16th attorney, she is also not ok and it is therefore, to me, completely believable that she practiced some sort of parental alienation with those kids.

Oh, thank goodness. That was horrifying.

my husband is the only person I’ve ever sexted with, and vice versa. I left town for an internship shortly after we started dating and, being the horny kids we were, we tried all sorts of sexual proxies with sexting, of course, being among them. One night we were chatting and the conversation turned suggestive, so he…

Counter counter-point, some of us are in long-distance relationships and sexting is fucking great.

Sports Illustrated is saying the photo was her idea.

Damn.

Ok can we just hold the phone on this for a second and look at this woman?

I doubt he thinks all the victims wanted it and are lying. I bet you anything his though process goes like this: Each individual time he assaulted one of those women he was doing something wrong. But not that wrong. Not bad-guy level wrong. Because how much suffering could one little encounter with his penis cause a…

Because an all-white jury, a white/Asian cop defendant, and poor Black victims who have the added hurdle of having criminal records usually adds up to shit. Black women don’t expect, based on experience, to get any justice from white people. It is surprising and unusual for it to go the way it did.

Race is very important in this case because he specifically chose victims on the basis of their unlikelihood of being believed, and a major component of that was that they were black. It was unclear whether an all white jury would take the word of all black victims who were also poor and had criminal records over that…

It's so much worse than you know.

this genuinely makes me so happy

HOT DAMN silverfox

I don’t think personal ads are so different today. People are still skeptical of relationships that don’t have roots in “introduced by friends” or “met at a bar.” And personals still indicate socio-economic status/requirements, only a bit more subtly. They’ll use keywords like “professional” and talk about how…

I think it’s more like:

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.