For a long time my relationship was at a stand still because of just this issue. Both of us constantly having a back up plan. Eventually my Mom asked how long that was necessary for because as long as we did that we couldn’t move forward because yiu have one foot out the door. Once I really thought about that I…

I’m not gonna lie, I really like that lipstick color.

On Adele: she doesn’t need all the extra bells and whistles because she is extraordinarily talented and her vocal gift is timeless. The less talented singers/actors/life-brand ambassadors have their hands in many pots because they aren’t especially good at just one thing. The multi-hypenates probably realize that fame…

Um... How... How is he doing that wrong? How do you manage to fail at hoodies?

Love to chest bump and MC like the youths. What’s up, my voters?

Are you talking about Ryan and Eva or the kitty and Prince Harry? ‘Cause I don’t think the latter two would be anything close to boring... I’d take either or both, and end up keeping the cat

Too bad we can’t get all the people freaking out over Starbucks to direct their rage to this.

Isn’t this basically the premise of Black Mirror?

Your car isn’t a nuisance on the road, parking lots, in the city, etc. Large trucks are. The whole bro-truck demo is filled with oversized trucks that they never use as actual trucks. Your Porsche, unless you drive like a dick, isn’t a problem from other drivers.

He just reminds me so much of a narcissistic ex of mine - would basically say ANYTHING he thought you wanted to hear, then when you left the room would start ranting to anyone else available how stupid you were for “making” him say something so dumb. I think Trump just says shit, basically - and like I learned with…

Women getting shit done.

In the words of the wise Tina Fey:

Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

On one hand, good on ye, women of Detroit. On the other, private funding for rape investigations better not become a fucking trend.

My sides reached orbit at “first generation Fat-Lesbian”. I only hope that one day, I too will be able to find someone who will stare down assholes while I dance to songs from the 70s.

I really hope that couple from the coffee story are still together and fighting crime with funky disco beats, choreographed truck moves, and the unwavering ability to tell someone to shut the fuck up.