discopigeons
DiscoPigeons
discopigeons

My husband and I split the bill a LOT. Because, he travels for work, I go with him when I can. He gets to expense his food, and work will pay for it when we are out of town. 

I just searched my first name, And, there are 2,000 of us in the US. So, 40 per state? When I did online dating, I HATED telling people my name, because all you needed was my first name and a general area and could find out a LOT about me. I moved 700 miles away and decided to go by a very common name instead, and I

Everything Trump says sounds like somebody who has absolutely no experience, but, is trying to seem like he does. The way he talks about women make is sound like he’s never actually been around any. He talks how he THINKS a ladies man talks. He acts like he THINKS a rich man acts. He’s trying to be “one of the guys”

very few people know they are pregnant before 6 weeks and those that do have scant chance of getting to an abortion clinic in that time

My husband works out of town Monday morning-Friday evening most weeks. And, often those weeks, I’m at home in GA, and he is living with his best friend in CA. He had this job when we met, then he worked from home for a year or so, and neither one of us liked it. Then he looked into switching jobs, but, neither of us

On our honeymoon, my husband got naked and I said “wow, you looked better with your pants on.”

That people you may know feature is kind of scary. 10 yrs, 700 miles, 3 phone numbers, and a name change ago, I met a guy on a dating site. We chatted on IM a lot. We met up once. Fortunately, he was a lovely guy, but our schedules just didn’t work out and we lost touch.

I was unknowingly seeing a married guy for like, a year. Found out, his wife was pregnant, and, I thought the right thing to do was tell her he was possibly exposing her and the unborn baby to STIs. I called, I spoke with her.

I’ve been with my husband for 7 yrs. He is my best friend, sweet, brilliant hilarious, great job, good at everything, everyone loves him.We met solely intending to hook up. We hooked up, a lot, for like, 9 months, before we realized it was a relationship. The sex was incredible. We joked we had built our relationship

My dad and his brother are 9 months apart. So, it’s possible.

Look, let’s not place blame, it was inappropriate on both sides...wait...

I’m the oldest of 10. My mom has 5 siblings, by dad has 7. I’ve gotten pregnant very, very easily, 3 times. After the last pregnancy, I got my tubes tied. That was 7 yrs ago. The kids are in their teens now, and my husband is seriously considering a vasectomy, just in case. (He’s the youngest of 7). I’m afraid I’ll

Well, since everyone else is oversharing...I was trimming once and pulling the skin tight with one hand, had the razor in the other hand, and swiped, right into my thumb nail, cut deep into it. It’s been like, 4 years, and I still can’t get it to grow out past the cut, so all my nails are long, except my left thumb,

I don’t know how to do pictures on here, but can I brag on my dogs too?

My ex-husband left with a police escort. I had been out, and he let 2 toddlers do whatever they wanted. Changed the baby, but, left dirty diapers around, baby threw up on the sofa, he left it. Dirty dishes in the sink, etc. I came home, there was a fight, he threw things at me, the house looked like there had been a

My Ex and I didn’t get divorced until like, 3 yrs after he left. And, by then we had out own places/cars/etc. There was nothing to split. The paperwork reads, basically “if its her property or debt, in her name, it’s hers. Same for him. Stick to state standards for the kids. Happy Unmarriage.” the actual divorce took

I was recently talking to Mr Pigeons when I said “I think we all can agree, everyone would sleep with Rihanna, given the chance.” and he said “Not me.” and that is how I found out I was married to a liar.

I read that and told my husband “if you ever feel like posting a pic of me and my cellulite on the beach, just so you can talk about how you love me even though I’m fat, we’re gonna have a problem.”

I live right by 6 Flags, and they make you get a locker for your bags at the bigger rides. Like, there is a person standing in the way to get to the ride and won’t let you by if you’ve got a purse. We have season passes, so, we basically live there, cargo pants/shorts are your friend. I have a little cross body bag