Ahahahahaha that’s exactly what I was thinking

My favorite statement from my husband was when we had a package of chicken quietly leak into the back of the truck and fester for a few days. My husband sent me a text that said “Smells like Steve Bannon died in here. We may have to burn the truck.”

I’ve never seen 6 foot under. This occurred in 2006 in Portland, if that makes it any clearer.

What would be achieved by meeting with a man who would use it as a photo op and ignore anything and everything they say?

I’m trying to decide if this is better or worse than going to Target with my kids.

I liked the fart idea at first. But then I remembered Bannon spends a lot of time in that office and you can just tell he’s a flatulent fuck . trump probably wouldn’t even notice.

I’m surprised they found an employee at all.

If he had the Target Red Card, he could have saved 5%, and his bail would only be $950,000.

A friend of a friend was captured by crack addicts.

“Pay yo bills, bitches!”

Cosby supporters.

Exactly. The leadership has to be the ones to call him out on perjury or contempt (by refusing to answer with a legal basis). This whole “well, the POTUS MIGHT want to exert his executive privilege” is a bunch of BS. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Yet, the GOP has to be the one to call…

No, not at all. At least, not if you believe actual legal experts.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Depends on the judge. In his case the judge is a Republican controlled government.

I was going to make a crack about the “in Goop Health” sign looking like it once read “in Good Health” and the “d” just swung down when it hit me.

Word is the steamed jade balls were to die for.

Why is Gwyneth wearing my Nana’s house coat? Does she keep her smokes in the inside pocket too?