“Pay yo bills, bitches!”

Cosby supporters.

Exactly. The leadership has to be the ones to call him out on perjury or contempt (by refusing to answer with a legal basis). This whole “well, the POTUS MIGHT want to exert his executive privilege” is a bunch of BS. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Yet, the GOP has to be the one to call…

No, not at all. At least, not if you believe actual legal experts.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Depends on the judge. In his case the judge is a Republican controlled government.

I just clicked on the profile Vogue did on her (red flag!) and saw a picture of a blonde haired blue-eyed woman in some kind of headdress and I knew she was the real deal!

I was going to make a crack about the “in Goop Health” sign looking like it once read “in Good Health” and the “d” just swung down when it hit me.

“A shaman named Colleen McCann”?

Word is the steamed jade balls were to die for.

Why is Gwyneth wearing my Nana’s house coat? Does she keep her smokes in the inside pocket too?

Those are some seriously bad photoshops. No way Donnie would be able to fit his corpulent body into those simulators.

Only if he has to stay in the Russian modules.

Mike Pence: first person on Mars! Sure, there’s no way to bring him back, but he’d no longer have to worry about being alone with a woman who isn’t Mother.

• It’s perfectly normal for a “boss” to demand loyalty of their “employees”

Trump is the patron saint of huckster salesmen. Birds of a feather and all that.

I am nervous that nothing significant will happen and we will all look like insane reactionaries to the right. The media has been pointing fingers at the smoke for months, if there is no fire it will be equally as big a deal as if there is one. UGHH. I want to go into a year-long coma and just find out the end result.

(Featuring Leslie Jordan as Jeff Sessions, because it would make Sessions bust)