Disco would be great!

Dear Land Rover dealers,

I learned on a Suzuki GS500. Not too powerful, relatively light, and easy to learn on. But POD’s recommendation of an SV650 has me searching CL now...

GS500. Cheap as hell and you don’t mind beating it up, they’re easy to find. They’re bigger than a 250 so you don’t get bored that fast but they’re not as big as a 600. They have a approachable riding position. They’re really perfect and found for 1100 easy. There are lots of better bikes but your 2nd bike should feel…

Don’t think about that too long or blood will come GUSHING out of your nose

Man that was such a great line. And the sad part is, I can kind of think of a couple situations where that would make sense (animal husbandry, pre-veterinary, a place that offered courses in various horse-riding stuff, a scholarship for horse-riding...)

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

So the obvious unnecessary vent is on the fender, but I know everyone complains about the “fake intakes” on front bumpers. I challenge you to make that Escape look better by removing all of the “fake intakes.”

This and loud pipes on rice rockets. I can’t believe those are still a thing. (Man, I sound like an old fart but I live on a busy street. Those cars are, as stated above, for sucks.)

Coal-rollers should have their trucks confiscated and, after whatever minimum level of due process is needed to satisfy the Constitution, crushed.

Rolling Coal. Die brodozer scum