I don’t even know how you’d make that connection. Even if I didn’t know who Barry Sanders was, my initial reaction would be “that must be some famous player named Sanders”. I have to some extreme mental gymnastics to get to Garth Brooks is endorsing Bernie Sanders. What I’m saying is people who fell for that should…

Grumbaa! Now where is Timog?

I’ve often used “Excuse me, I’d like to get by now” in Garth-voice.

I do a lot of "Campbell, you make me laugh!"

I still say it all the time, along with so many others from Wayne’s World and the sequel.

My child is a type 1 diabetic. We call it insulin dependent. It’s insulin therapy only when it’s type 2 diabetics, not type 1. They charge $400/vial instead of $35 because the law lets them. Same as epi-pens costing way more than they do anywhere else or many many other examples. It’s because we have a system that…

Mine might have been around $1.25 USD at a similar store.

“Piss and shit all come out of people the same, regardless of if your a guy or girl.”

I can imagine Terry Crews in his football days. I’m pretty the coaches had to duct tape his mouth because everybody would be laughing too hard to pay attention while they went over the game film. He must have been an absolute RIOT in the locker room!

did you just grab my ass?

LOL, you got me. 

Epiphinal sounds like it should be a new drug for some kind of Boomer condition though.

I’m so glad you said that, I was going to post as the lone enjoyer of that movie.  Dan Hedaya was great, Will Ferrell was Will Ferrell, all good as far as I’m concerned.

We’re all trash down here.

I think some of their figures are spot on while others are horrendous. I’m not sure why it varies so much. 

How dare you sully the cheeses of the world by having the audacity to throw in cottage cheese. Rude.

If I ever get a chance to write something Star Wars related and add something into the canon, I promise you this: Woofcats are becoming a thing. 

Um, it is far being the same thing as wearing a hat backwards

13 is a lot of mailmen... no wonder they fight over territory.