I never got that. "Bringing balance to the force"...but there's hundreds of Jedi and just two Sith, so wouldn't balance mean either more Sith or less Jedi? And as it turns out, it was two Jedi - Obi-wan and Yoda. So, balance achieved.

Oh hell, this. I would drink her bath water through a crazy straw.

I think there's a cover or something on the bottom of the amiibo package that prevents this; you have to open it to scan it. Also, the figure is just an error in manufacturing (if you look, the factory just plugged another right cannon arm into the left shoulder socket) and not a different Samus in game.

Yes, I saw something neat on Reddit and decided to share it with our readers who might not frequent it.

You could easily replace Disney for (Insert tech hardware company here) and that entire post would be true. Such a shame.

... don't you mean a "A Nation of Bros has its life choices re-affirmed?"

Yeah, when 72% of the population is white you'll see those whites everywhere.

Think football field. Its always the same but the movement of the players and their decisions make it interesting.

Already better than Dragonball Evolution.

It looks like throat testicles. Can't unsee.

'Rapeface' isn't funny it's just downright stupid and frankly obnoxious 'oh here's a face you'll see when I rape you hahaha'.

I always imagine these wage slaves in a room being paid under minimum wage under the table and just seeing "crack - banned. not crack - not banned" without any kind of critical thought because they're getting a few bucks an hour.

I though it was Varney at first too, and, given the headline, was both aghast and confused.

Idiot is ableist, so if you want to avoid having that conversation everyday for the rest of your life, go with condesplain.

Old man's pants are not too high. This is too high.

the term is more specific than "man says something stupid". It's not even about men being stupid, just oblivious and clueless in a specific circumstance. I.e. talking to or about women as if he's an expert on something that he either a) has no experience with or b) she knows much better than he does. But, he…

I kind of agree with you. I made a bunch of people here explain mansplaining to me a while ago, and after I listened to them, my opinion is that it's mansplaining if you're a man condescendingly telling a woman how to feel about the things she experiences as a woman. (Like, "You probably didn't realize this but being…

That's great, perfect.