Still somehow better than Fergie’s version.  Not by much though.

Man, those sneakers are ugly.

Oh dude my back is terrible. I got premature osteoporosis, have 6 spinal fractures, I’ve broken my ribs twice leaning over arms of chairs, and there’s something in my tailbone that even an MRI can’t identify.

Love how conservatives roundly hate socialism, yet almost all the people donating to this gofundme are without a doubt conservatives.

Oh Lauren, you very basic bitch. Looking at it financially, everything(medical) is cheaper to live without than to pay for treatment, preventative or otherwise. Especially so in America:

I’d venture to say not that Corden’s prank was the inspiration, but rather that Ronaldo bust. I don’t know which of those two came first though. For some reason I feel like it was Ronaldo though, and that Corden’s prank was inspired by it.

“…but also to give my colleagues credit for their kindness.”

Sad to hear he’s gone. I’ll always remember him as the mercenary from The Other Guys who would steal his targets’ shoes and loved the two dimples just above a woman’s buttocks.

Come to Canada. Here we downright expect 25-50% of overall customer traffic to smell like or to have smoked weed.

Dude looks like future Ed Sheeran who has come back to warn us about the end of humanity.

“This was women’s history. And they couldn’t even clap for me?”

GotG Vol. 4?

I never really got it was a romance movie at all. What I took from it was this girl lost her family, mostly shitty except her little brother, and ended up being given care and consideration by this man. Since she never felt that sort of connection with anyone except her brother, she was confused by what it meant and…

Yeah def a weird promo.

I work at a theatre and this commercial is one of a few which play before previews start. It definitely seems like a commercial where the “celebrity elite” bares its ass a bit in displaying said elites doing what they think is commonplace for we “commoners”.

“a Guardians And The Galaxy movie can be a hit.”

It might not be most peoples favorite season, but it was enjoyable.

Profit off the death of one of your former coworkers whom you very much may have been responsible for killing?

Feticide by gun? Better ban abortion, Plan B, and contraception quick!

Gotta accommodate all those extra fingers AI be adding after all.