Yeah I’m phobic of those too. I saw a documentary where this one fellow scuba-ing around them was all “oh neat this one’s being friendly!”

Luckily this thing probably wouldn’t drag you anywhere, it’d just digest you as it floated along with you tangled in its tendrils.

I thought maybe that was the case. But Fonzie is still cool too. Eyyy!

That’s the one I was thinking of first, but “wampa wampa” sounded closer to me than “womp rat, womp rat”. Although the more I say the latter the more it seems like it could work almost as well. 

I don’t remember enough of Happy Day’s to remember Fonzie saying that. So I hear “wokka wokka wokka,” Fozzie Bear’s choice of signaling a joke.

“Because it’s going to crash, you see. Womp, womp.”

I’m starting a game where I just point out errors in articles I read. I should’ve started yesterday because there was a whopping 5 large issues in articles I read. But here’s the first one for today:

I believe the bad answer would be:

“Per a straining order…”

I really like Williams in World’s Greatest Dad(directed by Bobcat Gildthwaite iirc), and One Hour Photo.  What Dreams May Come was also pretty decent.

Blurb under the title says scorpions are insects.

Yeah I live in BC, and even though the mudslide was just yesterday, stores in my home city Kelowna are running out of product and prevented from receiving anything as long as the highway remains closed for cleanup.

The lemon heads comment was on point af.

What if he’s afraid of polka dots? Like how people can be scared of circles.

“They further added that this whole episode has been caused by “illegal activity and not by a technical failure.” Since it’s not super clear what any of that actually means…”

It looks bad to me too, but for some reason I LIKE that.

Yeah, anyone who uses the “that’s gonna ruin my childhood!” bullshit will only get one answer from me.

What I did was I made an analogy. I even said so when making it. I didn’t say, “hey, trans is just like diabetes!”, nor did I say “trans…what a terrible disease.”

Yeah I’d give Dave a bit of leeway on the jokes. That’s not to say they aren’t offensive to people. Heck I watched the special and at times looked at the audience and could tell from their faces they were, at the very least, unimpressed with them. That’s jokes; some work, some don’t.

I can do that.