Kid got his license though. That’s different than someone handing him the keys to a truck on his 16th and saying “try to be safe driving it!”

“…as I had been led to believe that Pratt was being cast in movies largelybecause some people allegedly find him ‘hot’…”

“We’ve set up some opportunities for students and even parents to be able to share their feelings about this and to try to provide some support to them, Kirby said…”

Asians and Latinas can’t use racial slurs?

They really did screw her over. If a family of 4 watched the movie streaming, it was 30 bucks. If that same family went to the movie, tickets being 12 bucks a pop, that’s 48 bucks.

Sour cream. And if it seems too dry, just a tiny tiny splash of milk to get mixing going. Tiny, tiny splash, mind you.

I used to make Kraft Mac with only butter for a long while. Eventually without some other dairy, it became an issue of being too greasy(?/oily?). I have stomach problems so that was compounded too, but people without any digestion issues may prefer your method.

And here I thought it was an “Aliens” game what with the article gif having a gun that looks like the Pulse Rifle, and a place named Selaco, like the ship from Aliens named the Sulaco.

They oughta just name him Huckleberry. Then it’ll be double funny when his great Val Kilmer VO line “I’m your huckleberry” is triggered.

Getting a little tiresome hearing the same arrest/firing/expulsion statements over and over. It’s cookie cutter statements like when a YouTube apology video debuts, which by now everyone knows how they go.

Yeah I was QA for Disney Online Studios Canada, and I made around 40k a year, which worked out to 20 bucks an hourish. That’s not including overtime hours. We did have to fight to get paid for OT. We also got benefits though including at least 10 paid sick days. Many of us were pretty positive about how we were…

I dunno. I mean, his explanation of it all may be the biggest problem in this topic. It reminds me of when Daniel Kaluuya hosted in the most recent season of SNL.

The warrior one is obviously a doodle version of the mask of WWF’s Ultimate Warrior.

“I’m not wearing a mask outside the chamber because I follow science…”

I have four cats, but two are named Tidbit(ala pineapple) and Peanut. On looking back, I should’ve maybe named Peanut “Sweet Pea” instead. 

My favorite joke every Christmas, cause that’s one holiday me and my Ukrainian family always have Borscht at:

How are dodgy old games better? Cause everything nowadays is a cash grabs that are normally just reskinned versions of other already made (and usually now dying) games.

And in other news, Jeffrey Dahmer only raped, killed, and ate young men to be “cute.”

Couple ones off the top of my head in no particular order, sorry for repeats, I know some people have mentioned a few sexing’s already:

She’s right, it DOES sound like whining.