If you like Slay the Spire, try on iOS Night Of the Full Moon. Great little roguelike set up very similarly. Bought it on a whim and shortly bought the rest of the DLC too. Totally worth it in my opinion.

First thought at article image: “jizz in my pants”

I don’t see Conker’s Bad Fur Day on the list. Despite excruciating loading times, it’s a great play. Multiplayer especially so. 

Another good word to try to work into your writing is “twaddle”.

T...Trumpmon?  Is that you?

“No question it is going to make it harder to defend our religious freedom, as far as an organization being able to hire people of like mind,”

So she used the app to order ahead so her food would be ready for her. Meaning, in all practicality, that she wouldn’t see it made if it weren’t late. After all, if you order a pizza ahead, you don’t see it made, you just pick it up or have it delivered.

So did the officers poison themselves?  To try and get this to be a story where NYPD are under attack by the citizens of New York?  Sounds like they want an excuse to shoot everybody now. 

Drats. I was hoping for a Daisy Ridley VS. John “Baba Yaga” Wick.

It speaks more to the quality of the pizza than to the quality of my locales culinary offerings.

The Trifle from Friends.

Mine was the guy who wrestled crocs at a facility, and got attacked by a 12 footer. Then found limping and bleeding around town, saying he was a hostage at a place with a pool filled with crocs.

I don’t think this is what they mean by “Defund the Cops”*.

McDonald’s pepperoni pizzas were the fucking bomb! I’m pretty sure that there are only two locations(in the USA if memory serves correct) that still sell them. That’s literally the only draw the USA has for me now, and I’d gladly road trip for it if I weren’t plagued by health issues.

A rectal infection!

Actually, it’s more like asking a compulsively lying aqua supremicist fish if water is a risk to mammalian aquatic creatures if they don’t surface for air. And then they say no, they should take care not to let water kill them because they live in it for the last x amount of years so they should know better or how to…

If you liked just peanut butter on celery, try going back to the cheese version with just cheez whiz. That is my go to celery snack. The water in the celery thins the cheese flavor from overpowering, as it can be if you ate it alone.

You, sir or madam, make downsyndrome look like a benefit.

Maybe they should change the hashtag and rallying cry, just for Trump, so instead it’s “#SayHisNameAndNothingElseYouFuckingHonky”

“They said that might have explained why Ellis allegedly banged on a patrol car and attacked two officers trying to calm him down.”