And character! So much character!

Gosh those family values Christians sure have morals!

I nearly attacked a little boy at the park last night because he was harassing an injured bird. I told him the police were coming and he ran away crying.

Along with both of the aforementioned, I also hate the word “panties.” I made the mistake of informing one of my college friends of this fact, so he used to follow me around whispering, “Moist, ointment-dipped panties.” That fuck.

I mean, it’s canceled. So, I guess that’s better? I loved seeing Kevin Bacon on my teevee every week, even if the show required an extreme suspension of belief and/or common sense.

ugh ointment

But how big was his penis tho?

Maggie Gyllenhaal may not have the kind of beauty that bad, unimaginative Hollywood casting directors are looking for, but she’s incredibly compelling to look at, and oh man is she sexy. Like really deeply, dirtily sexy. I’m three episodes into The Honourable Woman, and there are a couple of scenes with Gyllenhaal and…

This is what happens in the Penal system.

Maybe the 1850’s were really onto something! Boy howdy, did the blacks know their place back then!

(Adjusts hoops skirt, takes sip of cordial, dies in childbirth at the ripe old age of 28)

The dumbest thing about that comment is the 50’s and 60’s were the time period when the civil rights movement won the fight to eliminate Jim Crow and segregation. I think she means late 19th/early 20th century. Or even pre-1865.

If we don’t stand up for the white Christian men, who will?!?!!?

i agree with this and i think it’s unfair in a lot of cases—like, i don’t think an employment history that includes a year of stripping (or a pinterest board that talks about loving booze, or something) has any bearing on a teacher’s ability to teach. but this strikes me as something that would very obviously prevent…

Calling their magazine Ooops! was truly the most brilliant decision ever. Any time they do ANYTHING, whether it’s reporting on a celebrity fucking up or just fucking up themselves, you have to go “Well... I guess that was to be expected.”

Real “Swan goals” include;

You know what? I feel Kevin and Kyra. BoyHeathen and I are currently really, really, ridiculously poor. Sex is 1) free. 2)fun 3) great for taking your mind off your bank balance. Get some Bacon!

Oops “has no idea why Cooper is suing, since their story is based on photos that ran in a Spanish magazine. In fact, those same photos were also everywhere in the U.S.”