Yes, I keep the nana real sweet for your eating

Middle School?

*Reads title* Wow this is fucked up.

How did this schmuck make SOOOO much money from GGW? From what I understand, there’s apparently free pornography on the internet if one knows where to look.

Yeah, really. I opened a Nordstrom’s account and then went to Europe for work for two weeks and the payment deadline passed. I came home to five phone calls from them, frantic for their payment. The balance was about $70.

I need to figure out how to run up millions in debt like this. Collectors make such a big deal when I get a little behind on a couple hundred in hospital bills, but apparently if you owe a few millions, you can just spend all your time partying.

I hate the phrase Picasso Baby

great theme choice

Why so many quotes from the interviewer? Who cares what she or he thinks?

Oh fuck off with that nonsense Marina Abramovic! Does she make business deals through promises and not actual negotiation with a paper trail? If so, I can’t feel sorry for her. Also the whole touching foreheads equaling a transaction?? EYE ROLL.

“its like: why don’t people just love me all the time? i love me all the time. brad pitt loves me all time. i should be loved all the time. its just science.” - george clooney probably

i need a translation of what Marina Abramovic is talking about

“I grant you the right to use my piece, but in reverse you have to provide a space for my brand within your campaign.”

omg I read that as “3rd grade porno” and wondered what kind of fucked up elementary school you went to.

No, this isn’t a learning experience for the recipient; it’s to teach the students how to administer it.

I hope the plaintiffs never have to work a day in their lives again. This is shit out of a 3rd rate porno.