WANT.

I feel like when you're fake marrying late 80's peak of GnR fame Axl Rose that is the only thing appropriate. I personally would have been outside the church drooling on Slash.

I both LOVE this dress and think it's fug- courtesy of Stephanie Seymour in GnR's November Rain:

The pose makes this

On the bright side, she can wear it again for her Quinceañera.

Wut that one's rad. They are the cutest. You have no imagination in your heart :(

Jodie Marsh wins this

meowwwww

I like that this one comes complete with baby-bunny merkin.

Whoa! Lil Wayne? Didn't see that coming.

How does one manage perfectly symmetric vitiligo? For these models, even when there is a genetic problem they win the genetic lottery.

Great question! I guess I'll have to go with Cumberstone, so when I ultimately leave him for Idris Elba the tabloids can say "Cumberstone becomes Cumbersome."

I'm not sure why saying "toro caca" instead of "bullshit" amuses me as much as it does, and yet I'm still laughing.

Do you think it's really too much to ask, Dodai, that Beyoncé at least cracks the door when her bodyguard is in the room? HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM STEREOTYPICAL TV DADS!?????

This was the first photograph I ever saw of her, back when I was a kid. It's still the first image that pops into my head whenever I read or hear anything about her.

I'm not sure why, but coming across this headline literally made my jaw drop. I mean, she was 86, dying at that age shouldn't be shocking. But I think Angelou was just someone I never pictured not being there, if that makes any sense.

RIP, Phenomenal Woman.

Kanye, is that you?

Cassie, remember how purifying caffeine from a tea bag is like the quintessential first lab for ochem? My crazy friend sneaked some back to her dorm and snorted it. She also used to steal ether and glassware to create bizarre bongs out of. She's a highly successful postdoc at Harvard now, so I guess drugs don't…