I love her hair! T_T

I was interested until sports became involved. (i.e. the 3rd paragraph)

Nah. I’ve seen a lot better.

Yas, Dr. Ruth, yas.

Sounds like my version of Hell. O_O

You can’t expect them to be beautiful AND have logic. Duh.

After reading the article I have to say...it doesn’t sound too bad really. I mean, it could be must worse! If you’re gonna fuck with a 90 yo for money (and you’re not erectly turned on by it), isn’t it ideal that it’s really just an act with other girl in a similar situation?

I don’t like this. IF ITS NOT STARS AND BARS, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

I love her soo much!

Thank God.

I’m certain the plot twist is coming and I’ll be looking forward to you reposting this gif.

Brillant.

I agree with your statement but I’m utterly confused by this painting....?

Nothing pisses me off more than “hey”.

At first I was like: “Oh, good for her. She probably just doesn’t want the publicity.” Now I’m like: “Mayybbbeeee we should take a second look at this guy.”

Reading the comments section of this article is popcorn worthy:

When she came around the table and I saw that full outfit tho.. O_O

Deer God > 6 God

Glad I’m not the only one.

There needs to be a Jezebel betting pool on the length of Iggy’s marriage.