I’ve never seen this but I’m watching it immediately...

Fierce.

I would only have sex with him if he was in character for “Nymphomaniac”, aka sweet with a bad Scottish accent.

“I’m glad to be alive. I saved my life that night.”

I know I’m days late, but why have I never seen this gif before???!!!!

Brilliant.

I think “mute point” is the worse...

*cue gif of Regina George’s mother*

Wut?

The replies of this article have made my day. :,)

The key is to feed the cat while making the bed.

Brilliant. Words to live by.

Those last two gifs tho...

Brilliant, Mr. Tyson.

Watching this immediately!

You had me at vodka tonics.

We definitely should! In fact, a wall across the entire border would totally protect us from all those damn illegals.

You’re supposed to get them redone every five years or so depending on the model.

LAWL.

Lol! I knowww! That's what makes me think it's a hoax.