I will speak for all the size queens in attendance, that if a woman has EVER told you you're too big, you're just not with the right woman. ;)

This is quite hilarious....

Perfect metaphor lol

"You know how the only thing lamer than using Starbucks' official terminology is refusing to use it? You're damned if you do and even damneder if you don't, because only a fool wastes precious defiance on calling a grande a 'medium'..."

Seriously, I've heard about this for a while and I'd convinced myself it couldn't be true. I kept telling myself: "No, they wouldn't make something so ridiculous. No, women wouldn't be dumb enough to believe the premise of this show." And yet...here it is.

I don't know if any of you have seen Vice's profile of the human barbie but I have to say it was well done. It makes me realize shes just another disillusioned young woman (see Lohan's reality show) and we should stop interviewing her and hoping she'll somehow give us interesting insight.

Unforgivable crimped hair maybe???

Unforgivable crimped hair maybe???

Yes. And he apparently still performs.

Call Me Maybe?

Y'know, I could never say I liked Jennifer Aniston (I wasn't a fan of Friends) but I swear all of these magazines are making me love her! She just seems so normal and not fighting for the limelight and yet every fucking week it's like "SHE'S GETTING SOOOO OLD!!" "OMG, SHE'S PREGNANT!!1!1!!" "HER BOYFRIEND CAN'T STAND…

Ha! I did too! My first thought though was "I'm pretty sure it's already cool."

I love love LOVE me some animal print, but seriously, when are cheap, artistic renditions of animal prints going to leave the fashion scene?

I go through "favorite" nail polishes the way I go through underwear. But right now, I'm wearing and I'm stuck on GOLD.

"Way to argue against your own interests, dudes."

Absolutely. Have you checked this out?

I wonder if Republicans are kinkier than Democrats? I mean there must be some kinky Dems but sexual oppression does things...

I've never commented on an article on Jezebel (not even all the great black history month posts) but, OMG THIS!!1!!11!