Nice username, pal, and nice diatribe. Let me fix something for you: Jeter is a New York/Bandwagoner icon. And stats don't lie. He's one of the worst defensive players at his position. Cal Ripken Jr.'s WAR is 80 points over Jeter's by career, including Cal's dismal turn at 3B. Cal Ripken Jr. has two League MVPs…

Agree with everything but "cheater", unless you're talking about all his supermodel girlfriends overlapping, in which case, I still forgive him.

Name another "great" player that gave (and continues to give) himself a year-long blowjob instead of announcing his retirement at the end of the year. Also, "still in the race"? Take those rose-colored glasses off now. Yanks lose one more game, or the Royals, A's, and Mariners win one more game each, and Jeter and…

Every time someone points to Eagles or Raiders or whoever's NFL rowdy fans, I'm glad I have an almost unlimited number of articles of soccer fans throwing blood, shit, and piss, and generally being racist assholes to say, "See? We're not the worst!" We're still pretty bad. But my god, making someone drink piss? …

Allow me to offer this, O doubters of humanity. I saw a picture of a coworker who took her son to the game last night, and he wore his Ray Rice jersey. I asked her how she could let him do that, knowing what it represented. She told me that Ray came to his school 2 years ago to talk about bullying. There was a…

....except that his nickname is Crush. You're thinking of Crash Davis from Bull Durham. Great movie.

Yeah, we cool. I get it with the kids thing. I do have a penchant for telling absolute groaners to my niece and nephew so that they'll repeat it to their dad ALL DAY LONG. Gives me a giggle, it does.

Me no read good. Ok, I'll go back and read it again. Ah. Now I get it. I was basing my comment solely off your tuna fish jokes, both of which made me audibly groan. I agree that work is not the place to test any type of blue material. But it's also not the place to tell jokes that my mother in law tells. I have…

Then my previous comment stands. :)

I can say with 100% certainty that I would rather be around people who make well crafted, funny, filthy-offensive-dirty jokes than hacky, painfully unfunny cornballs like yourself. Humor is what gets me through the day. When at work, you should know better than to make crass, inappropriate jokes or statements. That…

She's never going to answer your question. She knows you have her at logical fault. "I can tell the whole world how to think, but no one can tell me ANYTHING", is her defended stance. And it is also the reason that no one is taking her seriously. I can practically hear her screech as she pounds out reply after…

I thought you were going for Smug Indianapolis Fan. My bad.

My aunt is allergic to shellfish ever since her chemo. While dining, she mentioned this and asked for the days soups. "Vegetable, Chicken Noodle, Pasta e Fagioli with sausage, and Tortilla Soup." Ok, I'll just have the vegetable. Comes out along with the rest of our appetizers, and before she can eat it, I have…

If I refused to drink anything that made me puke/gave me a hangover/caused me to act poorly/etc... I would be down to vanilla extract and aftershave. Gotta get back on that horse.

Go fuck yourself with a chicken-wire wrapped pineapple.

I used to work for Ledo Pizza (best pizza in Maryland, not listening to any other argument) and when some prankster ordered a large anchovy to go, and then surprisingly didn't come pick it up, we all decided to see what the fuss was about. It's salty. That's it. It's not fishy, or slimy, or weird even though you're…

It happens. It's not an everyday occurrence, or an epidemic of spit-filled food, but if you are a consistent shithead at restaurants, then oh yes, there will be spit. Or worse. I've worked in 5 star steakhouses, and corner dive bars, and I've seen shit go down at every place. Again, not all the time, and not with…

I agree that weed shouldn't be illegal, or a suspension worthy issue, but it is. This is a grown man who makes millions, and all he had to do was stop smoking weed. He could not do that, so he was suspended, multiple times, according the rules of his league. Then, when trying to appeal that suspension, he drove…

You make a decent point. But that would initiate a lot of suspensions. Beat up a guy in a bar? That's ok. Punch out a teammate? PART OF THE GAME. Strip Club brawl including gun fire? BOYS WILL BE BOYS.

Because Gordon failed MULTIPLE drug tests, this is not his first drug related suspension (hence the harsher penalty), and not to mention, he got a DWI while he was trying to appeal his substance abuse suspension. Perhaps that's why he got a whole year. I dunno, learn to read, or something. This wasn't an open and…