I will never again hear this song without hearing "Intestines". God bless you. I'm laughing at my desk.

Pointing out #RG3and13 usually shuts most of them up.

"Y'all jus jealus (sic) of r team n r fans! HTTR! HTTR! RG3!"

I'll bite. The first amendment keeps you safe from the Government imprisoning you for your words. You are always, and I'll repeat this for all you "Thought Police" assholes, ALWAYS responsible for your words in the public eye. You can lose your job, you can lose funds from a fine, or fees, but you cannot lose your…

Don't you have somewhere to be? Isn't FOX NEWS on?

Carefully planned enough to have a POC ask the question. Well played Fox News...

The hammer hath been brought down.

Ouch. But yeah. Mine's the same. I tell her: "Tell me what you want done, or how you want something done. NOT BOTH." I see now the error of my ways. Apologies, all.

I didn't ask where. I asked for the BEST. I found a few live feeds. I need a reliable one.

I'm at work. What's the best site to watch this conference?

Kid is a Yankees fan at a Boston game. He deserves nothing but scorn. Guy should've dumped a beer on him AND given him the finger after getting that grab. For all we know, this kid could grow up to be the next Jeffery FUCKING Mayer. And no, we're still not over it in Baltimore. AND WE NEVER WILL BE.

Can Deadspin vouch for the whereabouts of @DrewMagary? THE BROWN RIVER KILLER STRIKES AGAIN.

As a music performance major, this shit happened all the time from the "composition" majors. Some guy would sit at a piano and bang on the keys for about 4-5 minutes, call it "new age" or "avant garde" composition and turn it in as his senior thesis. Complete and utter shit. Everytime someone asked me to be a…

I was a music performance major in college (yes, I work in IT) and this shit happened all the damn time. We had "composition" majors who would sit down at a piano and play dissonant shit like this as part of their senior thesis, and we had to sit through it as part of our degree program. Unreal. And awful. Don't…

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Can we confirm that Drew Magary didn't hack Emmitt's twitter and write this?

Lighten up, Francis.

Lighten up, Francis.