That is mystifying. Just like those people who weigh themselves in the gym, IN THEIR CLOTHES. I do not understand this. Clearly the only proper way to weigh yourself is 1) completely naked 2) just having used the toilet and 3) preferably first thing in the morning just after having worked out. Right?

My mother-in-law literally does the shoe thing. We bought her new sneakers once, and she insists she wears a 5.5 which is weird because she has worn my shoes and I'm a 7.5/8.

I guess. This was a small restaurant and the owner was usually there working with us, so if they still persisted in their belief that we were trying to poison them with smoked pork, I'd send him out to explain how smoking works. Part of the name of our restaurant was "Smokehouse," too, so I'd have to answer calls…

This stuff just blows my mind.

I think people were trying to be respectful by not interrupting him as he was speaking. Also his speech wasn't a call to arms like Arquette's. It was a quiet, eloquent and moving acknowledgement of the Black Lives Matter movement and the issues with black men being incarcerated.

was i the only one asking "who the fuck is Lonnie Lynn?" tonight

i would listen to an entire undergraduate program from common

I just want to give a shoutout to Zendaya for wearing loc extensions to this extra-white awards show. Just keep it real Black.

better shot of the texture!

Boring. She's so young and gorgeous, she needs to wear something much less aging.

I agree - I would totally wear it. I just want MORE on Oscars, night, you know? It's a night to go balls-to-the-wall with your dress choice, and this dress, which is CUSTOM Thakoon, looks like you could find it on the rack at Jessica McClintock. There's nothing wrong with keeping it safe and pretty, but I have to give…

This week, I found out that I've been awarded a PhD fellowship at NYU. I'm thrilled, but also consumed with the belief that I don't deserve it or that they'll rescind the offer in a few days. Damn you, childhood trauma!

Okay, so I'm thinking I need to start hanging out with new people. My best friend Connor remains wonderful, but the guys he lives with, as it turns out, are pretty horrible. They seemed like pretty cool guys for the most part. Maybe not as sensitive to certain subjects as you might hope, but still altogether decent.…

I'm pretty sure that anyone willing to move to a war zone won't shy away from forging a signature.

Ah the 'Don't fuck with me' face. Such a useful thing. It doesn't work on everyone, but it does work on many. I walked through a group of 8 guys hanging out in the Bronx, with that face on and my headphones in, music off. One guy stepped into my path to say something, but his friend pulled him back and said, "Naa man,…

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You could invite some guys to your lesbian wedding and they'd think it was a date.

Because I'm super hot.

It's about this big.

speaking as a man myself, it's the shy ones you need to look out for. They know you're waiting for mr right so they play nice, then BOOM.