Here is the link. The directions say to put it on the affected area and then cover it up, which I do overnight with a band-aid (so sexy, my husband is a lucky man). But during the day, I just goop it on. It really takes away that awful pressure-pain and makes them less red. Like in a few hours. Also, it's goopy, so…

I have this image of a line of alpacas in Timberland boots doing a little kick line.

To way too many people it does seem amazing that a fat woman could attract a man! When I went wedding gown shopping it was really hard to find a dress that wasn't a POS. I finally found a bridal shop especially for fat girls opened up by a woman who had experienced the same frustration. I think the message it sends…

DAMN HAHA

Just imagine what she could have accomplished if she were pretty and thin. Just imagine. Just imagine …

Suge Knight was arrested. The Backstreet Boys are back (with a new documentary). I wore Doc Martens to work today. It's the '90s again, y'all. Oh, how I've missed you, flannel.

I doubt it ever occurs to him that the people living in the land of God, guns, grit and gravy might be the ones living in the bubble, a bubble permanently stuck in 1950

I've always found it particularly cruel how people have really jumped on Kanye so hard for his behavior in the last few years, when it was abundantly clear that he felt a tremendous amount of guilt for his mother's death. I'm not going to say the way he coped with it was ideal, but everyone grieves differently. Plus,…

Honestly I'm starting to get annoyed with her coy non-answers. We all know she's going to run, and we all know she's going to be the Democrat nominee because our party is too pants-pissingly terrified of embracing the values of our base to nominate an actual liberal.

*gazes longingly at picture of Elizabeth Warren*

The only promising thing from the idea that Hillary is a good bet for 2016+8 is her appointing SCOTUS judges. Other than that, looks like everything else will just stay the same.

wow. he is a really great writer. wow.

all of these are straight classics

Oh god, this article made me realize some shit about myself.

No joke I got a full-ride scholarship writing my college essay about shoes that I loved and lost. The prompt was, "if you could go back in history to change one event, what would it be?" and I wrote about how I never would have left my favorite shoes at that BITCH Mallory's house!

I've googled every name and reference in this post, but I still don't have a clue what is happening.

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My favorite part was when Ashley I. had a meltdown over not being invited on the Cinderella date and subsequently put on her Kardashian makeup and pageant dress as if she WERE going, but instead just wandered around the Bachelor mansion crying, drinking wine, and eating corn on the cob.

A pantsuit can crush patriots.