Can we talk about the silent epidemic that is sweeping the United States? The one that everybody sees and everybody knows about, but the one that nobody wants to talk about?

Hehehe glad you found it funny. I'm seriously considering starting a blog about all of my (mis)adventures. I think it would be hilarious, even if the only people who read it are my friends who were probably there for said misadventures.

Pedicures are, for me at least, a time to kick back, drink some wine, and gossip with my friends. I sure as shit would not want someone messing with my relaxation time with ~*business talk*~. Also, the prospect of potential business partners seeing my feet...no.

I worked in the restaurant business from 16-22 (now). Talk about treating your employees like shit.

You know, I've been wondering when life was gonna be "vaguely held together" for me, as it is so obviously NOT right now. I'm glad you threw out 28...that's when my mom got married (had me at 29) so I'll just wait to get my shit together til then. Congrats on your pregnancy!

Apparently it was good! I think you have to make it with the right cheese though. Will investigate further and report back.

Panquadilla! Hahahaha. Well I didn't eat one, but apparently it was delicious? We're southerners though, we'll eat anything.

Okay, to be fair, the 18 year old college freshman version of disbitch1 thought the 22 year old version of disbitch1 would have it WAY more together than she does. Said 22 year old disbitch1 had a KitKat bar and a Diet Coke for dinner last night because she was too hungover from the night before for food smells. Her…

3.93. Great resumé as well. Thanks though!

My mom is STILL hawt and stylish at 51. But in the 90s, lawd mercy that woman was a dime. We lived in Croatia for years so I almost always saw her in a bikini and she was FIERCE. She is 5'4 and 120 pounds (after having two kids in her 30s!!!11!!) and never misses an opportunity to accessorize. Red lipstick, scarves,…

Yes, hi, I am your twin. I often feel the same way with guys. I wouldn't call myself the smartest girl in the world, but I'm extremely sharp and witty and yeah, pretty smart. So I like my men to be able to be quick witted as well. So far, I've found two (2) men with whom I can exchange barbs in my life. I've needed to…

HARRY POTTER. Somethin' about that world makes me forget about the problems in this one.

The fuq, aunt? Like what?

Screenshotted this, yes I did.

I live in DC, didn't know about a meetup though! I'd love to go, depending on my exam schedule. I just moved to DC in August and violently hated it until a few weeks ago. Have stopped hating it, now am kinda just resigned to the fact that I'm stuck here.

Maybe cliche, but I saw Paul McCartney at Bonnaroo this summer and he changed my life. He was AMAZING. And I don't even like the Beatles.

Hahahaha basically.

If LG is your worse, seriously get that Princeton Review workbook! I was getting like, 4 out of 24 questions right and was SO frustrated (even after going through the LG Bible and LG Bible workbook). Seeing the same patterns with easier problems really made the hard problems seem not that hard and do-able.

Yeah the PowerScore Logic Games and Logical Reasoning Bibles were AMAZING. I got really lucky with a comparatively easy reasoning section — another reason why I didn't want to retake. Didn't want to risk getting a harder reasoning section and doing worse. You'll make it!!! There are a few Canadians in my class, y'all…

Oh also, for logic games, get the Princeton Review logic games workbook. The games are way easier but the pattern is the same as all of the other games. It's easier to see what you're doing right/what you're doing wrong when the games are easier. It helped me tremendously. And yeah, it takes a special kind of person…