HELP GUYS, I am one of those people who "Does not fuck around" with Halloween. Last year I bought 100 peacock feathers and meticulously sewed them onto a corset and then made a tutu and THEN painted my face various shades of blue/white/green. But alas, this year I am in law school in DC, sans car, and have no idea…

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Oh lord, vibes and hugs.

Ugh I love JKR.

I'm embarrassed it took me until "the band began playing a more somber dirge" to get what this was referencing. Excellent job.

When my sister was younger, she would always have long conversations with herself, or so we thought. One time my mom asked her who she was talking to and she said my grandpa (my mom's dad). He was hit by a car and killed, and the only time my sister had ever met him was when she was 18 months old. When we went to my…

Delta Gamma alumna here. We don't claim her.

Jennifer Garner. Frumpy as f most of the time. Also, thin.

Well my mascara is $14, but Clinique High Impact Curling (make sure it's curling) mascara is AMAZING. Every other mascara makes my eyelashes brittle/stings my eyes/doesn't stay, etc. I swear by this stuff.

I have a friend who took Plan B after birth control failed and it didn't work. So.

I will never forgive John McCain for Sarah Palin. Ever.

Is it expensive/do you need a prescription? I'm poor.

If you go to Sephora and ask for a sample, they make you a pretty decent sized one! Sometimes they make two if you chat up the nice salesgirl :)

I have moderate acne scarring/moderate breakouts still (I'm 22, when does it end?!?!!?) so I pretty much HAVE to wear makeup or I feel like shit about myself (I wear it for me). BUT LADIES LADIES I have recently discovered the most amazing product ever. Caudalie Vinoperfect Day Perfecting Fluid. IT IS AMAZING. Evens…

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Wait, I'm in law school in DC and am dyyyying to get involved in international development. Tips, resources, advice?

Same thing happened at my school when I was in 3rd grade. I'm still traumatized.

Martha Stewart in the 60's. I SAID GAHDAYUM. HBIC forever.

Ok, this is irrelevant-ish, but I always make up the WEIRDEST SHIT when I'm drunk. One time I texted my roommate and told her I was arrested and to come bail me out. She called God and everybody before my drunk ass picked up the phone and was like, "What? No. I'm eating waffles at my friend's apartment." So. Glad to…