I believe he did black out/throw up/lose control of bodily functions. That's why he went to the hospital. And the people who brought him to the ER claim that they never said such a thing. It's on our (Knoxville's) news site. Here: …

I go to school here, and although I can vouch that Pike are a bunch of idiot moron meatheads most of the time, there is a lot of controversy surrounding this investigation. UT, UTPD, and KPD have been looking for ways to fuck over Greek life for the better part of my four years here, and there is a very good chance…

Oh, oops! Sorry...poor reading comprehension/don't pay attention to E!

I could be completely wrong, but didn't Lady Gaga call Adele fat a few months ago? So I think, in light of that and Gaga's recent (albeit small) weight gain, Adele has been pretty restrained and classy. Nothing like the Kelly Osbourne/Christina Aguilera "HAHA YOU'RE FAT NOW!" stuff we saw a couple years ago.

When it becomes legal, find me somehow and I will buy your wedding dress.

My mom told me if there wasn't alcohol at my wedding, she wouldn't be attending. So yeah, my wedding is gonna be a huge fucking party that culminates with me having some gr8 sex with my husband in my dress. And it's gonna be awesome. Fuck you, Steve.

You nailed it.

Mmm yeah, on further inspection, the look on her face is probably the most suggestive part of her outfit. Ugh, why we gotta start making girls think they have to be sexy and alluring at such a young age? :(

I spent my early childhood in Europe, where kids (myself included) ran around buck ass naked at the beach until they hit like age 8. The images above aren't sexual to me; leopard print is just ugly as hell and should never ever ever be worn. Ever.

HEARD DAT.

But wait. My mom puts a little bit of butter on the spaghetti to make it not stick together. And then my sister eats it with ketchup. What's wrong with that?

Also if anyone thinks it's rude for me to call my friends dumbasses because they live in the Deep South, I blame it more on the shitty education/information seeking skills the institutions of the South bestow upon us than our geographic coordinates. That is all.

I don't even give a fuck about these people and their medical fact/belief systems. What I care about is my dumbass friends (I live in the Deep South) who are gonna be pissed as hell if their employers are granted this exception (Very likely. Again, Deep South). And who are then gonna blame it on OBAMACARE even though,…

Not body snarking, but damn, Elle, for all the money you have, you could have told Britney her eyes were closed in that picture on the left. Unflattering.

Same! Except like 4 years ago. Psychic AP Psych teachers?

I'm just really glad you mentioned Dolly Parton as a timeless voice. Tennessee proud.

I'm sorry what the fuck. People actually do that? I just. I can't. Holy balls.

Yes.

Hear this: one of my best friends, a lifelong Reagan Republican (ugh, whatever) is considering voting for Obama because "the Tea Party has taken over my party." IS THIS A THING?! Maybe if enough of them make all the Republicans crazy, the Democrats will win and there will be peace on earth.

Stole the words out of my mouth. Hearted.