Could have just slain Aku then and there, without returning to the past, and Ashi would still exist mumble grumble…

"For some reason 'A' happened, when OBVIOUSLY 'B' is what SHOULD have happened."
Why can't reviewers just enjoy things?

"Is this some sort of brain-scanner?"
"Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine."
"Professor! Can't you examine my head without removing it?"
"Yes, easily." *Waves hand scanner*
This is possible my favorite moment from The Sting, and no one here has mentioned it yet.

One thing I do know, is I'm gonna kill all y'all in y'all sleep.

I just want Jeff to shave that thicket off his face. Clean-shaven or stubbly is fine, but full beard upsets me. I don't exactly know why.

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE SEASON 1 EPISODE "ART OF DISCOURSE" WHICH ENDED WITH A BUNCH OF "WHERE ARE THEY NOW" SCREENSHOTS AND BRITTA'S WAS "USED IPOD NANO OWNER, 2014"?