One day those jobs will be supremely sorry they didn’t choose you.

I don’t do yearly resolutions anymore, only monthly mini-goals. That way I either thrive, or don’t and I can quickly evaluate why rather than feeling like a failure come December.

What about people whose parents are married hit don’t live together because that would lead to divorce?

Now I understand why I haven’t wanted to watch Parks and Rec with my husband! He just started rewatching it and while I love that show I get feelings of dread everytime he puts it on.

I made my little brother play Barbies with me and his Max Steels had to stay home while the Barbies went on spy adventures. So maybe I thought I could never be a spy because I’m not tall like Barbie? But I probably just didn’t want to be like my doll.

My friend’s company is having a holiday getaway this weekend, which includes a bus ride up to the mountains, a 2-hours meeting, and boxed lunches. There’s also dinner but that wasn’t enough to keep me from passing on being her date.

Mine’s on the same date because I also like to just go straight to bed. Guess I won’t be seeing you there.

Thank you! I pretty much buried myself in blankets and a constant stream of happy movies for the first few days after the election. I still haven’t come out of my hole to deal with friend who voted trump cause idk how. But I have plenty of people in my corner so hopefully all will be well!

I found out I was pregnant roughly 3 weeks before the election. Nearly every glimmer of excitement has faded into wild panic.

Sewage backed up into my new house and we have to replace the main line. I know Trump was at work.

I keep calling my husband at work to cry and get confirmation that we are going to be okay.

I’m sorry for you loss!! At least you’re able to honor her with your votes :)

I have so many amazing feminist cousins I would absolutely believe that.

My grandmother is an 89-year-old, black woman. She doesn’t leave the house much anymore because she’s sick a lot but she got up to vote for Obama and she’s up today to vote for Hillary. It’s a blessing to be able to watch her experience such progress.

I needed more information! What led him to this life?! Can I use alleys too? Baby Ravenclaws have questions.

That’s disheartening!

I can do 15 push-ups! And not the modified kind! This is big for my little angel-hair-noodle arms!

I changed my username on my phone so I could add the emoji. I think you can also do it from a Mac or copy page it from an emoji website.

This made me spit laughing. I had a similar thought today. But more of “No one needs all this workout equipment. Can we just leave it for the next tenant?”

My husband and his friends are all in there mid-late 30s but my friends and I are mid 20s so the “we can do this” mentality is still strong in our combined friend group. This move killed that mentality in everyone involved.