disasterpygmy
Chili Anagonye
disasterpygmy

She’s not Persian though because she’s not a Kardashian, she’s a Jenner. Kris and Caitlyn are both white right?

Aw no, my brother was still a sweet, 11 year old, burger muncher.

Did you meet my brother? Because this sounds like my brother.

It just needs one more boo.

My white husband only recently realized this was a black thing. He thought I was just trying to keep all my hair from tickling our faces while we slept.

My mom sent me to summer camp in the south without sunscreen as a kid. I got the worst sunburn of my life because she didn’t think I could burn. Never again.

I winter in Dothan, AL. Sigh....

My old office was similar, except it was hell. Two private bathrooms, 30+ dudes, 3 women. THIN AF DOORS. And the very wrong assumption that they didn’t need t o hire anyone to clean because we’re all adults here.

The location where you’re currently living should be the locationon your drivers license unless you’re a student. Or at least that’s what I was told when I had a similar issue. When you update your license they should give you the option to update your voters registration.

I feel you! The only time I’ve ever been picked was while I was away at college but the trial would have been in my home town. No car +3 hours drive = maybe not worth it.

I’ll never forget sitting for hooooooooooours just so my mom could box braid my hair. I would have killed for something simple like Blue has going on.

A good Pakistani friend of mine had two siblings in arranged marriages. One is now divorced and in a love-marriage.

stupid broken gif

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I did not like “Bridesmaids” but I was crazy about “Bachelorette.”

Can we start a Toddler for Teens program where teenagers babysit for parents who can’t afford childcare and teens are rewarded with idk, school credit, ice cream, the realization that being a teen parent sucks.

I was in a class that used these dolls and it definitely. They have a bracelet you wear that monitors your activity with the doll. That stupid thing woke me up in the middle of the night so much I cried until my mom let me stay home the next day to deal with it.

My middle school played dodgeball similarly to this. One person from each team had to try to make it to the other side, steal their teddy bear, and bring it back without getting pummeled by balls.