disasterpygmy
Chili Anagonye
disasterpygmy

My concern is that she may fall in love with someone else. And then her clearly vulnerable son will fall into the same category as her young children, being less important than love. I can’t imagine what that would do to him. Or if he's able to experience personal growth from this and ends up dating a nonrelative will

Damn! Backend developer experienced in php living in metro Atlanta!

Okay so which of you is going to offer me a job so I can have my moment every little girl dreams of?!

This is how my older, cooler cousin dressed in the 90s while I was stuck in tea-party-esque floral dresses. Now my cousin lives in a Lilly Pulitzer fantasy town and I am free to be “hip and happening.”

We’re all in this together.

Here’s hoping!

Glad you're thinking of me!

Still not located in a red state so movin on up!

Things get so much worse the further you scroll. I got ragey and reported about fifteen photos before my husband stepped it to remind me not everyone is awful with ice cream.

One of my friends had pretty good luck on Okcupid. She's 26 if that's at all helpful.

90s pop! Specifically, boy bands.

Minding my own business on Instagram and I stumbled upon this bullshit. This is why I drink.

“Home is where the sex happens” carved into a metal sign.

I wouldn’t even move in until well after Hef passes and the house has been flipped. Do you think I could get onto Fixer Upper?

Hef, just gift the mansion to me. I would be perfectly fine with not touching a single thing until you’re gone. Call me!

I’m black but “look super Indian/like a muslin” according to an obnoxious amount of rude strangers who think it's okay to make that observation. When my husband (white) and I came back to the US from our honeymoon I got sent into a line with nearly all brown people, but when my husband followed behind me they just

There’s probably a percentage that live with their parents who have a“not under my roof” rule. That’s the reason my cousin and her sex friend aren’t sexing right now.

My first thought was an incoherent joy scream. This movie is what dreams are made of.