Luck!!!!

Cauliflower Crust Pizza. I add some pizza-like spices into the crust itself and it’s so, so good.
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Yes, but extinct. She believes he’s still out there, eating boats. She saw it on discovery channel or something?

I’m certain I wanted nothing more than to kill my brother when I was little but it’s different to want someone to die and to come up with a plan of action.

I spent the weekend with a first grader. She likes watching kitten videos on youtube, believes in megalodon, and sleeps with a teddy bear. I don’t think her age group is the murder plotting type.

All of my double dates will occur online now. Which is probably for the best because double dates are usually forced vs just hanging out with friends.

My friend just got back together with a dude who voted Trump in the primaries. Now they’re ring shopping. Meanwhile that’s one brunch date I’ll be skipping indefinitely.

So I’m happy to announce my “why won’t you put a baby in me” funk has come to an end. I’ve been super bummed my husband and I reached the decision we’re not ready for kids. It made logical sense but I still got weepy every time I saw a tiny person. I’ve been babysitting my 15 & 7 year old cousins since Thursday and…

Right?! GIVE ME THAT BABY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don’t know but it needs to be stopped.

As someone who got engaged on April 1st, I'm still slightly concerned my marriage is an elaborate joke.

Co-signed.

She couldn’t get a sitter 😒 But it just seemed like an awful idea all around. Luckily they didn’t want to go without us so hopefully next time there will be a sitter. My mom wouldn’t even let me see PG-13 movies until I hit 13 so it baffles me when I see kids in adult spaces.

My friend wanted to bring her 2 year old with her on our double date to see the new Cloverfield. We passed and will see it at a later date cause that kid can’t even sit through an episode of Sesame Street.

Nine-year-old me finds this very comforting because my mother always told me I was too young to marry Leo. Well look at me now mom!

To me she looks like Jamie Pressley from My Name is Earl.

Jezebel Reader Casually Pukes All Over Her Desk After Finishing A Bowl of Cereal.

Also Jimmy O. Yang is one of the best parts of that show!

I’m exactly 5'2! Most of my short friends still love A&F, then transition into AE the taller they get.

That’s how I feel going into Hollister and I’m 26. But the A&F near me doesn’t give off the same “youths only” vibe. Maybe because everyone working there is my age where as Hollister skews younger.