disastergeek2
DisasterGeek
disastergeek2

I just want Merkel to slap this orange bitch in public.

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

nop, it’s going to be Omarosa.

Sure his supporters eat those insults up. Cause they’re all fucking idiots.

It’s been four years and I’m still wondering why so many Average Janes thought that a book by a Corporate Jane was somehow going to empower their career. Can anyone tell me how Lean In was going to help the grocery store cashier get a fifty cent raise this year?

The amount of discussion about this book among women has

Huh. It’s almost as if our political and social structures have deep-seated cultural barriers constructed in such a way as to prevent women’s independence and advancement! Who knew?

I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

The infuriating thing is that she’s very good at what she does.

WHY THE MEDIA KEEP INTERVIEWING THAT WOMAN? STOP GIVING HER COVERAGE, DO NOT ASK HER ANYTHING, YOU ARE GIVING HER POWER.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Nope. Because president Pence.

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.

I live alone in a rather large, Edwardian flat with 13 foot ceilings. When the bulbs burn out in my ceiling fixtures I will carry around a floor lamp from room to room. I plug it in and do my business and then move on, rather than just change the bulb. I did this once for a month straight before I finally pulled out

Solo full pizza eaters unite! Some of my saddest moments has been ordering pizza with others and realizing I'm going to have to pace myself and share.

Step 1: do whatever you want. Step 2: repeat every goddamn day.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.