I can't wait for Tidal to launch its exclusive new 8-track streaming service.

It's all this political correctness that's destroying our nation and our cherished traditions. First, we're not allowed to beat our wives anymore. Then we can't even defend our friends for beating their wives. Then we have to apologize to Sean Penn for some reason.

I've never heard of this band and maybe they're great, but "Dying Fetus" has to be the most embarrassingly try-hard band name on record.

I do like the idea of the "fuck-you" last wishes. I mean, a will is the last chance you'll ever get to bully and manipulate those around you.

This will be a tremendous comfort to his family, no doubt.

Star Trek 4 Check

The estate of Aileen Wuornos is filing an amicus brief.

I kept hearing Cesar Millan: "calm assertive energy."

"Hodor talks."

"Ah, a brother."

I always wonder if he's not nervous hanging out with someone called "Tormund Giantsbane." Or maybe they just laugh at the irony over a flagon of grog.

King’s Landing used to be my favorite locale, but everyone even a little bit fun has died, left, or been imprisoned: Varys, Tywin. Tyrion, Arya, Littlefinger, Margaery.