Sheeple will forgive and forget soon enough.

@im2fools: Well played good sir

Am I the only one that wants to put it in my pants?

A conspiracy to add wifi interference for the iPhone4

@qballdz: No, they tried that on a different day but google wouldnt turn off their wireless devices and the plane crashed.

lol, Jacked IN!

@FriarNurgle: You need to have 2.5 inches in your pocket to impress the ladies.

What is chatroulette?

@webdevmike: I wonder if she needs help with the sea men.

Stoped reading at "I've never touched iTunes or used BitTorrent once."