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Are they going to stay in business long enough for this to matter?

I'll sleep better at night knowing im far superior to robots, because I can pick up sushi way better than that with CHOPSTICKS!

Does not look very shock absorbant... seems like this would only amplifly broken screens.

Did she also order a literocola?

I do not the wasting of booze, no matter how crapy it is.

I usualy find pictures of eyes attractive... these are not.

4d acid trips are going to be awesome!

Im sure the airflow is excellent behind that big hot TV...

It prints money.

I only care if Keri Byron will have her contract extended for 7 more years.

Its nice to know that things are always worse if your french.

Always use protection.

I saw this and read "Toy Story Sexomatic" twice. wow...

OMG they discovered gearing, stop the presses.

@Pahoo-Making you look bad since 1981.: Damn, beat me to it

This thing will be Flying off the shelves... damnit there is the need for a sarcasm font again.

What happened to technology getting smaller, that thing is huge.

I support dirty advertising.

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