“bErnstine, yur an idiot! dey need to trade rizzo for a guy who can mash! dey shuda signed pujols when dey had da chance! deese guys got no fyre n pashun! trade em all!”

Some of us consider Christianity, Islam, and Judaism to be all equal. As in, they are all equal to be ridiculed because they’re all fucking stupid.

Rest of the week? Pffftttt. I’m using it the for the rest of my life. So long weddings, funerals, bah mitzvahs, quinceañeras, after work get-togethers, birthday parties, and court dates!

LOL! call for help?! from you clowns?? hahahaha, omg no. never. you freaks are hilarious today. keep it coming!

And you’ll need the cocaine

I’ve been saying this for years

Nobody needs a military style assault weapon for hunting. I never want to hear that excuse. Use a bow, pussies

Was there last month for R&R. A few locals pointed me in the direction of Elizabeth’s for one of the best breakfasts in town. They weren’t kidding. Praline bacon?!?! *drool*

I heard Logic for the first time a couple years ago and was impressed right off the bat. Some substance right there. There’s good hip hop out there; you just gotta put in the work to find it.

Now bears have guns?! We’re all fucked

Well, this is the dumbest comment I’ve seen today. Nice work, chief

TALK MORE HOCKEY!

Bad Meets Evil “Welcome to Hell” is one of the best hip hop albums I’ve heard in 15 years. It’s vintage Em. He should keep doing more joints with Royce

1800' AGL? That’s touch n go altitude, chief. It’s barely above the ground. Methinks someone doesn’t believe in math either.

Just another reason why baseball is far superior to the hot garbage that is foobawh

As a white man, I’ll be the first to shit on your response. Fuck you. You don’t speak for all white men, you racist shitbag. Quit being so sensitive and things won’t trigger you, little bitch.

Oh god, the taeks this will cause. THE TAEKS!!!!

I know EVERYBODY and their mom LOVES to rip on Wisconsin, but....

Goddamnit. +1