No, no. That man is doing the wave correctly. Fuck the wave

I’m enjoying it

+ a million stars

You get a star for all the poop poops

Make like a tree, and get outta here

Yes

I feel bad for parents that will be raising kids in this new era. This is so fucked. Glad I opted for no children and a vasectomy. Good luck folks. I truly mean that.

The fuck.....?

Won’t someone think of the children?!?!?!

When is Space Jam 2 coming out?!?!?!

LeBron and I are playing 1 on 1. I get 10 tries to drive the lane and make a layup. LeBron’s hands are tied behind his back. What are the chances I make one layup? (Note-I’m short, white, and not very good at basketball)

To be fair, the proper technique when in a skirmish with Charles Oakley is to get the fuck away from Charles Oakley. As fast as you can. That is one bad dude

To be fair, he was wrestling Bad News Brown that match. So now it all makes sense.

“I don’t hear nobody talking about dis, but da Bearz need to fire that Fox guy and get Rex in. Dat Rex guy has da fyre an pashun, my friendtz.   He’s Chicago tuff just like his old man.   And you’re an idiot, Bernstine!”

Mmmmm Tito’s on Christmas sounds delish

You shut your dirty mouth. The Sox won’t fuck it up. They’ve proven time and again that they know what they’re doing when it comes to baseb...... ah, fuck it. They’re gonna fuck this up

Talk more hockey!

They will sign Bautista to a stupid contract and go for it again. Not trade Sale and miss out on improving in the long term, sign a couple barely above WAR players to backup the other barely above WAR players, and have another lackluster season. Goddamn this team infuriates me. At least with Ozzie at the helm, the…

Same. I come here every week just for Jim’s Life Hacks. Really brightens up Thursday afternoon/Friday morning. I can’t wait to try onion dirt oil tacos.

Goddamn I love Tomsoula’s Life Hacks. This is the best interwebbing in the whole webernet.