Awwww thanks!

It happens. I have a fabulous story that is terrible.

Defiantly tinder! There are some really hot guys on it in my area and a lot of them will ask DTF? Or Netflix and chill? straight away. I've been seeing this guy for a few weeks who is super hot. I don't think I've ever had sex with someone with such a good body before and he goes down on me and he's really nice. I…

“Murder Gas” sounds like a dark sitcom about a family who owns a gas station but also runs their organized crime syndicate out of the back room.

I know. There is rumor of a “high quality supermarket” coming to my nearest intersection, an intersection known primarily for car accidents and a gas station which has been dubbed “Murder Gas” by locals in the know.

Wish I could see him :D I’m terrible at naming animals, but I have had a cat named Copernicus, and my pooch who I didn’t name, is called Sampson. I know dogs named Schooner, Dean, Beauregard, and Gustav - all clearly highfalutin dorks. Good luck, and here is my black and tan pooch!

A fizzy dizzy?

Help me name my drink!

Hello Jezzies! What’s everyone drinking tonight? I am drinking Brooks Dry Hard Cider from TJs. Had a bloody mary earlier to try to calm my shakes from having too much coffee this morning.

Um no context needed.

I just want all Jezzies to know that I value them and appreciate them. Sometimes our life experiences may point us to different view points but I think that we can all agree that we agree on the fundamentals.

Way to go, Snacky O.

I spent 20 minutes trying to make a high score play off the word Haze last night in WWF, and it made me remember Chet Haze and think “I wonder how Chet is doing...wonder if he is still in rehab...” So I sort of feel like I somehow summoned him back into existence and I apologize.

It’s probably that whole thing where if you don’t shave because you want to try to not sleep with someone, it inevitably happens? Like if you groom and clean for sex, not gonna happen.

First off, love your username. I love when people sing that song to me.

Really down, today. First beautiful stretch of days where I live, and everyone I know is travelling for the weekend with a significant other, and I am home alone. The place seems deserted.

Have you watched Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries? It’s very stylish and breezy, set in 1920s Australia.

My birthday was this week. We just had pizza and cake. We had it at my aunt’s (with cancer) house so that she could still take part. She was sick but she still wanted to visit with people. I’m going to sit with her tonight.