I also read way too many of those seventeen/YM mag embarrassing stories as a kid. I haven’t had my period in 3 years but I know it would pop up the second I put those pants on.

Judge Judy is why I never lend anyone money. EVER.

He was shocked when she asked to be paid, telling her he thought the money was a gift, not a loan,” the insider said. “He’s a total loser and owes her over $2 million

Hi Jez friends! Happy SNS! This is your Brag Thread. Any grand accomplishments, big or small, you want to brag about but haven’t yet found an acceptable outlet in which to do so?

No problem, thanks for sharing! I think there are MANY ways to parent well, so I posted that hoping for all sorts of opinion and experience.

I adopted kitties this week! Pet thread?

Ugh anyone who uses the phrase “You don’t know my life!” unironically is the worst. Stewart and Eisenberg are both insufferable, and Woody Allen can rot, and I hope this movie fails miserably at the box office.

The point is you don’t waste another 10, 20, 30 years being miserable. Staying in a bad marriage, waiting for the other person to die so you can be free, is really dumb. If it gone bad and it’s never going to be good again, cut your losses and go.

I know this is a way more serious response than is probably appropriate, but I have strong feels about this. The point is that it is NEVER too late to seek happiness in your life, that you should never hesitate to leave a relationship that isn’t working for you.

My parents split up after 35 years together, probably 30…

I went to see Captain America today too. There should be movie showings for adults where they turn the damn volume down, I love movies, but always leave the theater with a headache. I liked Captain America, especially Paul Rudd.

Ha, that is so Johnny. And, moving on:

Is there any possible way for me to support Amber Rose in this without also supporting Dr. Phil? Because fuck that guy.