I don’t need an aphrodisiac. I need someone to have sex with. That would be great.

If you are really touched by a culture, but you’re not trying to be something else, then it’ ok. Like when George Harrison got into hinduism. It changed his life forever, his music, his personal style, his beliefs, and even his burial was hindu. He never did it disrespectfully or treated it like a fashion thing. I…

when they came out of the movies and jaden had her make up all over his face.

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

I was on-again, off-again dating this horrible horrible stool sample of a human. We were in the city for the fireworks, and after a full day of his crap, I just hit my limit. I was feeling full of drunken girl-power. As he was turned the other way, watching the fireworks, I heard Destiny’s Child “Survivor” start…

When I moved to Brooklyn two days before and it was 97 out and I had a terrible cold but went for a bike ride anyway, and then I got my period all over my bike. Then I went home and slept through fireworks and had no friends.

Me too! He had a couple of nice songs and was inoffensive in that Jack Johnson sort of way.

I miss that Robin Thicke.

In her defense, when she married him, he was sort of a hipster Jesus dude making Jason Mraz-sounding music, not... this thing he is now.

Sherri isn't even sure if the world is round.

I call your comment “pop calvinism.” According to pop calvinism, the trappings of power and wealth are a sign that you deserved them based on merit. Just as in calvinism wealth is a sign of election, in pop calvinism, wealth is a sign of true merit. But it’s false, it’s all false. There are a ton of undeserving idiots…

Huh? I thought everybody blamed Jar Jar.

Attempting to coerce a person into an abortion is universally wrong.

Diplo, is that you again?

So, in this week’s episode of “Two Things Can Be True at the Same Damn Time”, her parents sound kinda toxic and I express my empathy towards Rachel. HOWEVER, she’s a fucking fraud and, while it is gross how her parents outed her, this is one of those situations where she needed to be exposed because she, essentially,…

Literally nothing about this story is not off-the-charts weird.

I find it very... weird how eager her parents are to do interviews and stuff

It’s not enough to have:
The Howard degree in Africana Studies...
Her copies of Essence Magazine...
Her FB updates about “12 Years A Slave”...
No. It’s, “Not only do I know your hair texture scales, I’m the kinkiest.”