Oh my fucking god, not you again, fuckstick. Get a fucking hobby. A healthy one.

How will Connie spin this so that *you’re* wrong? Let’s watch!

His hair is weird. He looks like when they started giving Ken dolls actual hair and not those plastic hair-helmets. It looked like a dead animal pasted to their heads and you couldn’t style it for shit.

Oh, that is so, so tragic.

What does that mean? You’re blowing my mind. I’m a square and you’re freaking me out. Wow.

No, but I never claimed to. All I said was that you should put your thumb back up your pooper.