Not to mention, he was listening to the trial version of Sirius XM where they repeatedly say “Imagine how this would be with no commercials?!” over and over again

You can’t tell me what to do, ridiculously good looking 90's high school movie douchebag!

The old Mighty Ducks uniforms (the ones that succeeded the jersey in the picture you posted) can only remind me of the 90's solo cup designs that were everywhere.