May want to get his home address, email address, phone number, facebook, and twitter. Looks like he may need to be notified on multiple platforms before he gives his consent.

Like I said, you are totally right and everyone should be just like you. Seriously, she must have still able to function, otherwise she would have been released. Notice how he backed down after she proved it to her? That was a dude trying to exceed his authority by calling her a liar. She shouldn't have had to take…

Gosh, you are a stone cold badass. I guess everyone should take advice on how to live their lives from you. Good job.

She didn't have the flu? You are a dumbass?

That's actually a pretty good likeness, he even captured the wonk eye. The colors are terribly unfortunate though. They make it look as though the tattoo is badly infected.

You succeeded beautifully. I wish every stupid person would get a really bad tattoo of some kind, preferably on their face. That way you will know right away not to talk to them or breed with them.

Awwww, kitten videos help me when I'm feeling put out.

Looks like the tattoo has some kind of std.

He is just too pretty. He was WAAAAAY hotter when he was rocking a beard. Most pretty men look better with a beard. I think it makes them less overwhelming.

"Mincing sociopaths" I love this phrase so much I want to marry it.

That's not repugnant, she was just displaying the reason behind her frequent bathroom breaks. Some people are visual learners. Her manager just needed to be visually learnt.

Wrong. Little ponies are angels from heaven. Always. Even in human form.

In Canada. Where she's a model and stuff.

The answer is no. No he's not. He was the weakest link.

POP STAR SLAP FIGHT READY GO!!

I THINK IT IS GARLIC FOAM BUT ONLY BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED ANTHONY BOURDAIN AND I LOVE HIM

That was brutally honest and beautifully brutal. Reach across that divide Nathan, life is short and regrets are forever.

By being direct, even when it is uncomfortable. Every time one of these articles comes up, I discuss it with my sons. Every. Time. I don't care if I get an eyeroll. My sons know what enthusiastic consent means. That they are responsible for taking care of and protecting people who can't take care of themselves. That…

You ARE crazy cute.

Considering there was an article on Gawker about a man who bought the most gruesome shoes ever made for $600, I would say there are folks out there who would pay more.