I wish my cats were chill enough to play with him, he is such a sweet doggie. I almost adopted a stray just because it befriended him while we were out on a walk one night. But when I went back out to find him the next day, he was gone. :(

Head Pussy in Charge

This is exactly what happens with my terrier mix and the HPIC. He wants to be her friend SO BAD, but she is the Queen and he is a mere peasant dog. Bow down bitches, bow down.

Negative Ghost Chewer, the pattern is full

YES AND IT IS DELICIOUS LET THE CHILI GREASE SLIDE OVER YOUR TASTEBUDS. Sorry not sorry

I am from the mid-south and spaghetti red is A Thing around these parts. To the point that Anthony Fucking Bourdain came to my home town and ate at the famous Fred and Red's Diner. He damned it with some pretty faint praise, but still.

Onetwothree chew

Yeah, like this steak is delicious, but I am eating it with a frown.

Seriously, that is absolutely unforgiveable. His parents were giant gaping assholes.

I have it on good authority that rump scritches are the best. Oh, your poor dad. :(

I am a toucher too, and I say that this is an outrage! I thought this was America, where we are free to touch whatever we want!

Maru's slide out from under the couch reminds me of the clown under my bed. Luckily you posted the rest of the pictures to stop my freak out.

This was absolutely delightful. I love my job, but now I want to work in a place where a bucket o' cats is a reward, and not a running joke on how I AM GOING TO BE THE CRAZY CAT LADY BECAUSE TOO LATE

Did you sternly tell him "Cuddles dad, the kitty wants cuddles. Gawd."

I heartily agree.

I always wanted bigger boobs because the women on both sides of my family were sporting D's. Mine aren't as perky after two kids, but now my sister's proud D is a not- so-proud EE, I'm okay with it.

Look, I get your hostility regarding rape, but I feel like you are missing the point. When I was sodomized during an up-til-then consensual encounter, I didn't say no. I didn't say yes either. I'm not sure what I was thinking, I just wanted it to stop. That doesn't mean it wasn't rape, and I don't need you to redefine…

Keerist I am sorry that happened to you. Every time I hear about corrective rape (men and women) it makes me rage stroke.

Yeah, I was always embarrassed by my b cup. In retrospect, I wish I had appreciated them more ala Mila Kunis.

Not ashamed to say I did it to fit better into a really tight, really ill advised dress. Vigorous dancing can dislodge tissues. So I've heard.