Oh hunny, it ain't all about you. It is all about me.

Aw yeah baby. The first one was phenomenal, after that it seemed they were just rehashes of the first. But I have reread the first one to tatters. If you love fantasy, do yourself a favor and read The Curse of Chalion by Lois McMasters Bujold. I have read it from cover to cover countless times, yet will still pick it…

We aren't having a family meal this year due to my mom's insane amount of stress right now. I am crockpotting (is that a word?) loaded potato soup. It'll be ready in about 4 hours or so. Enjoy your meal!

Since AS hasn't appeared to dispute my story, I am going to assume I am correct. Probably playing with Olivia Benson in that *sob* stylish kitchen and drinking girly cocktails. BRB, going to go sulk in my tiny bathroom.

Probably demolishing turkey at Tay's house. So jealous.

His is the one and only country music album I have ever purchased. I love him and I love his shit. I would be overjoyed to see him in concert as well.

One of the guys from my KC MO office had tickets for him and his wife. He told me yesterday that the concert was cancelled, but I don't see word of it online. Maybe he was misinformed.

Yeah, I was getting a Gos vibe from him. I am a firm believer in fucking while frightened so he would have had a lap visitor if I had witnessed it.

I was a little perv. I made my GI Joe's into Barbie's boy toys and made them carry her purse and clean her house.

I have a dog that is some kind of terrier mix, so in addition to his love for eating shit, he hoovers whatever is on the floor. My vacuum cleaner is broken, but it's okay. The big pieces just seem to disappear after an evening of intense carpet snorkeling.

I was given contradictory messages about my leadership style from upper management, and it drove me nuts. As a female supervisor, I had to keep my distance because being friendly with a male subordinate meant I was fucking him. I didn't need work friends, I needed team mates. I guess it's about boundaries, I really…

Lol, KNOPE!

Yeah, I had to listen to that refrain constantly. Either I was a bitch or a pushover, so I chose bitch. It was exhausting maintaining that though.

When I made rank in the military and started running a shift, it was sheer hell. There was a guy on day shift (same rank) who came in every morning and read my log notes and criticized my decisions line by line. Every. Morning. My boss just let him do it. So much for empowerment. It turned me off of supervision for a…

Sorry to hijack but OMG GOCSB I HAVE MISSED YOU

Yes, and it bears repeating as well :)

Yes, the toothbrush massages will be a part of the package. Hope you like sonic vibration, baby. Oh wait, you said gentle.

I know, it's just easier to identify the stupid ones. The smart bigots are the scary ones, they are the ones who hide their hate behind a veneer of civility.

What about the adorable paw thing and the period crying thing? Because I can overlook size for tiny paw pats.